Slap me in the face, you animal! It'd hurt a little less. You accuse me of stealing your time, your money, your love and everything else you hold dearly in this world and thus leave me in indignation. How dare you? How dare you accuse me of such things? I've done nonesuch things and do not deserve to be trampled on in this way. I do not deserve to be trampled on at all! I hate you! Accuse me of that and then I'll consent to your little dirty accusations.